Best Facebook Funny/Savage English Comments

 #1

I was reading this post and then my neighbor came and we read it together. She said that this post changed her life and touched her heart. We lent a projector in big field and all my friends read it and it changed their lives too. We are so grateful. Thank you 

#2

Showed this to my neighbor, he died from laughter, his funeral is this coming Saturday, may his soul rest in peace

#3

Sorry guys I'm late to comment.
There was too much traffic in the sky and it was even hard for my private jet to land.
Where should put my bags to start comment Session

#4

I cant see the photo because I'm in Free Mode, but based in the Comments I understand what happened. I hope the Family Finds Justice, May His Soul Rest in Peace.

#5

Honestly I'm not happy this morning, i was setting a voice password on my phone
A dog barked in front of me and It ran away
Now i'm looking for the dog to unlock my phone i can’t even see this meme

#6

I was in the toilet, when a friend sent xxxvideo to me. Played it but it didn't bring out any sound, so I didn't bother and I watched it for about 8 minutes then I remembered immediately that my phone was connected to the home-theater sound system in our sitting room. All my family members are waiting for me.
Now, I'm still in the toilet for the past 3 days and commenting in your post. 

#7

This post is so inspirational it touched my heart, soul, mind, ears, eyes, nose, skin, kidneys, lungs, adrenal glands, aorta, pancreas, liver, spleen, cerebral cortex, and my gastrointestinal track.

#8

I'm gonna browse on google about "How to get rid of all my nephews without anyone knowing"
If I succeed, your page next

#9

It's a humble request to an admin.... kindly don't post such emotional videos....I was watching it on my phone and suddenly my father asked me to show him too...soon after my mother and my brother....we all family members started crying...now it's been two days since we r crying....again it's a request... kindly give us warning...before posting such heart melting content..

#10 

But to be sincerely honest in my humble opinion, without being sentimental, and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my direction but rather looking into this serious matter with a perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view, I honestly think and feel that I have nothing to say.😁😐😐😐

#11

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this individual or with the people participating in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions of this individual.

#12 

This photo breaks my heart, not because of this photo, it because it says "Use data to see photo"

#13 

I will comment later, I'm in the hospital right now... My nephew swallowed 64Gb memory card and he is singing all songs in it. We are praying and hoping it doesn't reach the video folder👀

#14

After Seeing this I felt so Motivated. It changed my Whole Life, now I'm a Successful Person. Next Year I'm planning to buy moon. It's all happened because of you. Thank you so much.

#15

Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentativelly, right from the beginning, of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I have actually nothing to say. Thank you, now you can read others

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#16

After seeing this I laughed so hard that I started coughing now my family has put me in the isolation room.

#17

Damnnnn man! 

what a life lesson. U just changed my whole Life. My next 3 generations will be grateful to you.

Chal bhag

#18 

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as AJAX, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. 👌👍